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#5 Geek from the Net

July 30th, 2010 by J

Well here we are again with a little bit of fun and info from the net. I think this time we shall start with a little geekery for all those geek chic out there.

Lets start of slow with a nice print out and hang wall chart for all those aspiring geeks courtesy of Geekologie.

As every good geek knows desk tidying is an essential part of keeping your workstation free from irritation and someone has come up with this cleaver little idea.

The essential piece of kit for every aspiring geek is the Internet so why not get ahead of the game with this selection in search engines that search the “Invisible Web”.

You will also need a few sites to kill the boredom when working so here are a couple, Track you mouse movement and how many people are is space.

Eventually your clients will come and you will wish they hadn’t.

At some point you will have to look the the future and the new technology #1, #2.

Also you will need something to aspire to.

Hope you enjoyed this wander into geekery, see you all soon.

Law abiding Citizen

July 29th, 2010 by J

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Synopsis:

Clyde Shelton (Gerard Butler) is a brilliant planner and inventor. One night two robbers invade his Philadelphia home and brutally kill his wife and daughter, and almost kill him. The killers are caught, and Assistant DA Nick Rice (Jamie Foxx) is assigned the case. Nick is ordered by the DA to make a deal with one of the killers to testify against his partner for a 10 year plea bargain prison sentence. Clyde doesn’t want the deal made, but Nick says it was too late and the deal is done. The other killer got the death penalty. After 10 years, the other killer is released from prison, and he soon ends up dead. Clyde is arrested and kind of admits to Nick that he did it. Clyde is put in jail, and he warns Nick that he must fix the broken justice system that failed him and his family or else anyone connected to his case will soon die. Even from jail, Clyde’s threats become a reality, and Nick must stop Clyde before his family is next.

All in all this is a good film with a great idea at it’s core, Unfortunately it fails to live up to the expectation. The film starts well with a rather harrowing opening and follows through for about the first half.

This is where it starts to dwindle until the last 20mins where it totally drops it’s game and ends with a total cop out. You find yourself at the beginning siding with Clyde and the injustice that has befallen him and wanting the Asst. DA to understand and feel his pain but it true Hollywood style the need for the happy, good over evil ending triumphs.

Some of the ideas in this film are good and keep you guessing as to what is going on and going to happen next, The action sequences will keep you interested and the acting is up to par. A film i would quite happily watch when on TV but not one i am going to add to the collection.

#4 more from the net.

June 22nd, 2010 by J

Time for some more funnies i think.

First off i feel we should start with some social commentary dealing with god and the ongoing argument of organic food. From that i feel we can be led nicely into the use of twitter when commenting on the news and the obvious pitfalls of the medium.

Then we come to the celebration of being a man and the way in which we deal with the world around us especially our home environment and the everyday issues that we encounter, It could also be said that we share some of the same traits with our animal companions.

Mankind has always embraced the extremes of life from artistic crime through to a child hearing for the first time but we can also turn our hand to just about anything if the need arises. As humans we also have the ability to disguise bad news but find beauty in disaster. Humans also have a passion for strange nonsense for no other reason than we can and we are bored.

But nature can always out do us.

I hope you have enjoyed the above and check back soon for more ramblings. ;)

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The Road

June 11th, 2010 by J

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Synopsis:

The Road follows an father and son journeying together across a grim post-apocalyptic landscape, some years after a great, cataclysm has destroyed civilization and almost all life on Earth. Realizing that they will not survive another winter they head south, through a desolate American landscape, towards the sea. Carrying with them only what is on their backs and what will fit into a damaged supermarket cart.

Grey……

Very Grey.

This film has had all the colour bleached out of it and i love it.

No softly softly approach with this film.

Some time ago i reviewed The book of Eli and i stand by what i said then, The Road has the substance.

A plot description is unnecessary. All you need to know is that a father and son, after becoming on their own after the mother  leaves, are traveling together across a true post-apocalypse landscape to a coast. We never are given a fully clear explanation as to why or how the apocalypse happened, The film centers on the father and son. We are left to draw our own conclusions as to the whys and where fores.

The film gives us many views and observations that are grim and desolate. Some of these are detailed city-scape shots, and are very intimate. The Road also gives us the bond between parent and child and the inconsistencies of life (the “Don’t lie” syndrome”) that is born from not just staying alive but retaining your humanity.

The film is not a popcorn movie and you need to look at is as somthing else.

The direction of the film is fantastic and the acting up to par.  I did worry that at some point during the film i was going to be treated to the Hollywood treatment but greatly pleased that it never came. If i have any minor gripe it would be that the ending was a little weak but still held together to finish the experience.

I have to say experience as i went into this film half expecting to end up watching it with a detachment but ended up totally engrossed. That’s not to say i didn’t feel totally depressed and in need of a serious drink after watching it but i think that is the point.

I am sure that this film will bring out wild and varying reactions from different people but hey thats what film is about.

Virgin Media customer service needs an overhaul (P1).

April 30th, 2010 by J

For the last 10 years I have had an account with Virgin Media (from before it was VM and was Telewest) and from the most part I have had little or no problems with the service.

It is quite another thing when it comes to their customer service dept. I have had issues with the CS dept at Virgin Media before but for the most part have managed to sort it but this time it has gone beyond a joke.

Background:

I have always had the same username with VM and have accessed my email using pop3 and via webmail using the username and password. In February this simple arrangement changed when VM upgraded their email and changed to a Google backend.

At this point I lost all access to my webmail so I called and the guy at the end of the phone reset my password and said he would look into the issue and get back to me.

Due to work and the fact I still had pop3 access I didn’t chase it up until now……..

Below is a list of events to serve as a warning of what can happen when you call Virgin Media for help.

17th Apr -

  • Call VM to try and sort webmail issue. Speak to CS1 who tells me that the problem is being caused by my emails accounts not being moved from dial up when I moved house (5 Years ago) and there being a broadband email account on there as well.
  • Raises issue to 2nd line for a transfer and move.
  • Advised that email would still be accessible and would take approx 5 days to move.

Total call time: 1.5hr

19th Apr -

  • Call from CS1, While 2nd line transferring they have managed to delete my whole account and I need to reset modem etc.
  • Lost access to pop3 and webmail.
  • Called 151 to report total loss of email told by adviser that he could sort it by re setting password, When I told him there was a bigger issue he assured me that it was just a password issue and would be sorted in 24hrs

Total call time: 30mins

20th Apr
(AM)-

  • Call to speak to CS1, Cannot be transferred
  • Ask CS2 to speak to a manager, Non free, Offered call back. Agreed to call back and advised that it would be in the next 4-6 hours
  • No Manager Call-back

Total call time: 30mins

22nd Apr -

  • Call 151 and speak to CS3, Advised work order closed on 19th, no one looking at problem.
  • CS3 speaks to CS4 in IT and raises issue, Going to take 5 days.
  • Speak to manager1 who raises complaint for me.

Total Call time: 1.5hr

26th Apr -

  • AM Call from Complaints Dept, Email being sorted will be fixed by Thursday.

5.30pm -

  • Call from complaints dept Issue all sorted, many apologise, £15 credit for all the problems. Advised to reset my password as may need it.

6.00pm -

  • Call 151 and reset password

6.30pm -

  • Still no access, Call 151 and ask for a manager, Call-back arranged for within 1 hour.

8.30pm -

  • No Manager call-back, call 151 and speak to CS4, CS4 speaks to CS3 in IT and tells me they are working on it and someone from IT will call me in the morning.

Total call time: 1.5hr

27th Apr -

  • No AM call back

12.00 -

  • Call 151 ask to speak to a manager, Hung up on.

12.20 -

  • Call 151 ask to speak to a manager, explain the situation and manager says he is going to speak to the IT dept, put on hold for 20mins.
  • Taken off hold by a different manager asking if he can help.
  • Previous manager has gone of to another part of the office without bothering to tell me.
  • New manager tells me they are waiting for a call from IT and will call me back by 5pm

Total call time: 1hr

10.00pm -

  • No Call back
  • Call 151 speak to a manager, Manager speaks to IT still being dealt with
  • Complaint 2 raised
  • Asked for AM call back from Complaints dept and IT/manager to tell me what is happening.

Total call time: 1hr

28th Apr
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11.30am -

  • No call-backs
  • Called 151 to speak to Customer relations. Speak to someone who calls IT and Tech support, £15 credit to account for all the problems. Passed to CS5 in Tech Support. 1/2hr on hold while he speaks to CS3 in IT, The issue is still open and will be sorted by Thursday.

1pm -

  • Call from manager to say the same.

Total call time: 1hr

30th Apr
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  • 14.40pm – Text message from Virgin Media saying Email issue has been resolved.
  • 15.30pm – Try to log in, No access
  • 19.00pm – Reset password online
  • 20.00pm – Call 151 and speak to Jenny, Talks to her manager and 2nd line team.
  • 2nd line team are unable to login still and are raising it to IT dept AGAIN and could take another 5 days.

Total call time: .5hr

TOTAL TIME WITHOUT EMAIL SO FAR       = 13 days
Total time spent on phone to VM so far         = 9 hours

Keep your eyes peeled for part 2 of this saga.

Joomla Tips – CSS Menu List Styling

April 2nd, 2010 by J

This is very helpful post provided by the Awareness engine and it saved me hours of stress when it comes to the Joomla Menu system.

Thanks.


I thought I’d have a whirl at explaining how to style Joomla menu’s when set to List format, which is probably the best method to use and more versatile. First things first, is to look at some HTML output from a main_menu module.

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<div class="moduletable"> _menu suffix applied to default menu that includes homepage
  <ul class="menu">
    <li class="parent active item299"><a href="#"><span>Design</span></a>
      <ul>
        <li class="active item313" id="current"><a href="#"><span>3D</span></a></li>
        <li class="item304"><a href="#"><span>File/Media Types</span></a></li>
      </ul>
    </li>
  </ul>
</div>

The Design menu example is formatted via administration, as below. Normally, all items are listed straight down without being sub-items, however, this is List formatting and because the default .moduletable <h3> heading CAN’T be styled as ‘active’, this is why you would use this structure. See this article for creating custom module styles.


Fig. 1.

The CSS definitions applied to the <li> items depending on their state are as follows:

#menu CSS ID is applied to the first main <ul> only
#current CSS ID applied to <li> for the current item
.active CSS Class applied to <li> for the current item
.parent CSS Class applied to <li> if child links exist
.item[ItemID] class applied to the <li>

Where ID is termed below, this refers to CSS ID and not Joomla menu item ID’s.
From the above rules, different definitions are applied to li items below the main #menu ID, which makes for exact state styling (and potentially very mind-numbing), as opposed to the older mainlevel style used in Legacy formats, which was limited to two-levels main and sub level, and sub level couldn’t be styled as singularly active. With Lists, you can achieve this.

As CSS is cascading one thing to be considered is the structure of your menu’s and how many levels you’re going to use. With unordered lists you can have as many levels as required, though you wouldn’t sensibly style more than three to four levels below the #menu ID. Additionally, the rules you define for ul and li items at the top of the structure from the second level on, will affect lower ul and li items unless you override those definitions with new ones.

For each li item that has a child element, a new ul is created with child li element(s). For example, if we had a menu structure that was three levels deep, the HTML structure would be similar to:

<div>
<ul> LEVEL ONE
<li><a href=”#”><span>Design</span></a>
<ul> LEVEL TWO
<li id=”current”><a href=”#”><span>3D</span></a></li>
<li><a href=”#”><span>File/Media Types</span</a></li>

<ul> LEVEL THREE
<li><a href=”#”><span>Online Proofing</span></a></li>
<li><a href=”#”><span>Portfolio</span></a></li>
</ul>

<li><a href=”#”><span>Printing</span></a></li>
<li><a href=”#”><span>Creative Articles</span></a></li>
</ul>

</li>
</ul>

</div>

For CSS styling purposes, it’s better to forget about the possible states at the beginning and concentrate on the hierarchy, as follows:

  1. Define any CSS ID areas in your template for your navigational menus, in this example this will be #navleft.
  2. Define, if any, the styling of the module wrapper .moduletable.
  3. Define, the first #menu ul ID. In the Design menu above, this is the styling of the Design text and background image #navleft .moduletable ul.menu. You can leave out .moduletable if desired here, or if using a CSS suffix applied in the module parameters, leave off #navleft and style something like .moduletablemysuffix ul.menu.

Okay, firstly we’re going to think about the Unordered Lists and remove all default bullets and padding. This will affect all <ul> tags within #navleft:

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#navleft ul {
    list-style-type: none;
    padding-left: 0;
}

Next, you want to define any spacing, text styling values for subsequent <ul> tags, drilling down the hierarchy as many times as you need to:

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#navleft ul ul {
    padding-left: 18px;
}
#navleft ul ul ul {
    padding-left: 10px;
}

You can also do the <li> tags in the same way: #navleft li, #navleft li li. YOU DON’T HAVE TO INCLUDE ALL THE UL AND OTHER CSS PREFIXES BEFORE THEM! This is only useful for spacing and the like where states such as active and parent don’t count.

The Levels


Fig. 2.

Level One

Now to think about styling the top menu item, see Fig. 2. In our List navigation menus, there’s actually three possible states and they should be defined with active and inactive before hovered:

  1. Active.
    #navleft ul li.active a:link, #navleft ul li.active a:visited { }
  2. Inactive.
    #navleft ul li a:link, #navleft ul li a:visited { }
  3. Hovered.
    #navleft ul li a:hover, #navleft ul li a:focus { }

Level Two

Next are the second level items or sub-level items, again 3 states with essentially just ul li and ul li.active added to the above:

  1. Active.
    #navleft ul li.active ul li.active a:link, #navleft ul li.active ul li.active a:visited { }
  2. Inactive.
    #navleft ul li.active ul li a:link, #navleft ul li ul li a:link, #navleft ul li.active ul li a:visited, #navleft ul li ul li a:visited
  3. Hovered.
    #navleft ul li.active ul li a:hover, #navleft ul li ul li a:hover, #navleft ul li.active ul li a:focus, #navleft ul li.active ul li a:focus

Level Three

Next are the third level items or sub-level items, again 3 states with essentially just ul li and ul li.active added to the above:

  1. Active.
    #navleft ul li.active ul li.active ul li.active a:link,#navleft ul li.active ul li.active ul li.active a:visited { }
  2. Inactive.
    #navleft ul li.active ul li.active li a:link,#navleft ul li ul li li a:link,#navleft ul li.active ul li.active li a:visited,#navleft ul li ul li li a:visited
  3. Hovered.
    #navleft ul li.active ul li.active li a:hover,#navleft ul li ul li li a:hover,#navleft ul li.active ul li.active li a:focus,#navleft ul li ul li li a:focus

Rather than show the CSS definitions for each level, I’ve included the CSS file for this design, which reminds me to mention to create a unique CSS file for menu styling.

Active / Parent States

You’ll see from Fig. 2 above that I’ve styled a little down and up arrow depending on whether the parent item is active. You can achieve this with the following CSS:

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#navleft ul li.active ul li.parent span {
    background-image: url(../images/downarrow.gif);
    background-position: right center;
    padding-right: 12px;
    background-attachment: scroll;
    background-repeat: no-repeat;
}
#navleft ul li.active ul li.parent.active span {
    background-image: url(../images/uparrow.gif);
    background-position: right center;
    padding-right: 12px;
    background-attachment: scroll;
    background-repeat: no-repeat;

Things I Would Love To Be If I Were Not Already Me

March 26th, 2010 by J

A fun meme that i got from somewhere.

10. If I were a vegetable, a carrot i would be.

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9. If I were an appliance, a microwave i would be.

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8. If I were a vehicle, a Veyron i would be.

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7. If I were made of cotton, a T-shirt i would be.

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6. If I were a shop, A DVD shop i would be.

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5. If I were a mystical creature, a Phoenix i would be.

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4. If I were an alcoholic beverage, a single malt I would be.

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3. If I were a decade, the 90s I would be.

  1. You just cant resist finishing this… “Iiiiiiin west philadelphia born and raised…”
  2. You remember when Kurt Cobain and River Phoenix died.
  3. You know that “WOAH” comes from Joey from “Blossom”.
  4. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
  5. You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record “Your FAVORITE song of ALL time”….with a tape recorder held up to the radio loL!!
  6. Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? was both a game and a TV game show.
  7. Captain Planet.
  8. You remember when super nintendo’s became popular.

2. If I were a Comic Strip Character, Judge dredd i would be.

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1. If I could do it differently would i?

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VirtueMart Tips – mod featured items not displaying images?

March 17th, 2010 by J

A useful peice of info discoverd on Spiral Scripts.

Thanks


The featured items modules should be able to detect the images automatically and resize them.

Occasionally there are problems: these are nearly always due to mistakes in the image path and file name, which mean that the module cannot read the image file in order to resize it.

The things to check are:

  • You are using relative rather than absolute urls, eg images/stories/image001.jpg,NOT http://www.mysite.com/images/stories/image001.jpg.The module can often handle absolute URLS, but relative URLS are much less likely to lead to problems.
  • Remember that file names are usually case sensitive, so check whether you are using image001.jpg or image001.JPG for example. These are not the same, and using the wrong one will mean that the image will not display.
  • Don’t have spaces in an image file name.  If there are spaces it is not a valid URL, it can cause problems reading the image file, and you will need to replace the spaces with another character such as ‘-’. This is what Google recommend, they interpret this as a space. The confusion comes about because the Joomla editor will upload images with spaces in the name, and link to them by replacing the space character with ‘%20′. This is not good from a search optimization point of view though, because it is not a valid URL.
  • Make sure that you have not put any leading or trailing spaces by accident in your image tags, for example if you use the html code <img src=”/images/stories/image001.jpg ” /> that will cause problems because there is a trailing space.

These are all good practice anyway, so it helps to get used to doing things this way. The confusion arises because image URLS are a lot more forgiving of mistakes than file names, which have to be exact, so an image may display correctly in an html page even if there are mistakes. However these mistakes will make it impossible for the image file to be read by the module.

Other reasons why there might be problems:

  • You have an article read-more link before the image. In that case the image will not display because it needs to be in the intro part of the article in order to be detected, so you need to make sure it is in the intro part of the article.
  • Your server does not support the GD graphics module. In that case you will not be able to use GD for image resizing, so you need to disable that parameter in the module admin.
  • The file permissions are incorrect on the script which resizes the image thumbnails. This script is called resize.php and is in the module assets folder. Usually this script will run with permissions set to 644. Occasionally, depending on your PHP configuration, this may need to be set to 755.

The Book of Eli

March 13th, 2010 by J

The book of Eli

Synopsis:

Eli (Denzel Washington) has been on a journey for 30 years, walking west across America after a cataclysmic war that turned the earth into a total wasteland. The world has become a lawless civilization where people must kill or be killed. The barren roads belong to gangs of cutthroats who rob and kill for water, a pair of shoes, a lighter, or just for fun. Eli is a peaceful man who only acts in self defense, and becomes a warrior with unbelievable killing skills when he is challenged. After the war and the “Big Flash”, Eli was guided by a higher power to a hidden book and given the task of protecting the book and taking it to its final destination. Eli guards the book with his life, because he knows that the book is the only hope that humanity has for its future.

There seems to be lots of mixed reviews on this film with comparisons to “The Road” (which i will review shortly) I personally feel that this is a Little bit of a Illusionist/Prestige issue. Both good films there was definitely a lean towards the one without all the hype being the better film.

I liked “The book of Eli”, Denzel washington is very good as Eli and plays the role well leaving the ending somewhat of a shock. The visual landscape is quite stunning if not a little gray. This role is very different from others that Denzel has played, There are no police chases and he doesn’t spend a lot of time talking the smooth talk. He does cut of rather a lot of heads however.

It is great to see Gary Oldman as the Villian and lends well to the feel of this film and Mila Kunis is deninatly a welcome sight in amongst all the grubbyness.

There is the General round of Limbs, blood, road gangs and cannibals you would expect to see in any usual Apocalyptic movie but they have tried to keep it to a minimum. The actual end of the film is a very pleasant surprise however a little unbelievable.

In general the film did well and kept my attention, It does have some movement issues in places and seems to falter a bit on some of the action but the Soundtrack definitely won the day for me.

Probably one i will add to the collection when it has been out a little while.

Joomla Tips – How To Use The Random Image Module

March 11th, 2010 by J

This is a very useful post i discoverd on the Joomla forum while on the hunt.

Thanks to all the guys at the Joomla Forum.


The following tutorial is released under the Joomla! Electronic Documentation License.

This document will lead you through the process of using the Joomla! 1.5 Random Image module to display a different random image, from a specific directory on each page load.
The following is a step by step guide that will lead you through the process:

1. Install Joomla! 1.5, install the sample data and set up your administrator account details as you will need these later.

2. The Random Image module is installed with the default Joomla! template. So it is not necessary to install the module separately.

3. Browse to the index of your new Joomla! Installation and log in to the administrator area of your Joomla! installation using the administrator link on the menu to the left hand side of the page. Use the details you set up you used earlier to set up your administrator account.

4. Select “Module Manager” from the “Extensions” drop down box on the menu towards the top of the page.

5. Click on the “Random Image” module from the list of modules. You may have to browse to the second page of modules to see this depending how many modules you have Joomla! set to list per page.

6. The Random Image module allows you to show a different random image, from a directory of images, on each page load. You can choose which pages on the site you wish the random image module to appear on using “Menu Assignment” options. For the purpose of this guide we want the random images to appear on each page. So, find the “Menus” set of radio buttons and click the one labeled “All”.

7. You can configure the parameters of the module in the “Module Parameters” section. Make sure “Image Type” is set to “jpg”. For example, set “Image Folder” to “images/stories/food” and set “Link” to “http://www.joomla.org”. Finally, set “Width (px)” and “Height (px)” to “100”. This will ensure all the images are displayed at the same size, 100 pixels in both height and width. The link can be internal or external to the site.

8. Select “Save” from the top right menu to save your changes to the module.

9. Now click the “Preview” link on the top right of the screen and you will return to the index page of your Joomla! installation. At the right of the page you will see the random image area. In this area you will see pictures of food from the joomla sample images provided, scaled to 100px in both dimensions. If you click on the image you will be taken to the Joomla! homepage. Finally, refresh the page and you will see that the image changes.

Congratulations. You have now successfully learned how to use the Random Image module of your Joomla! 1.5 installation.

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