Mindless gibberish of a tired mind
Saturday, September 22, 2007
To continue the manliness vain.
| You Are 43% Feminine, 57% Masculine |
![]() You're sensitive at the right times, but you don't let your emotions overwhelm you. You're not a eunuch, just the best of both genders. |
Are You Masculine or Feminine?
Monday, September 17, 2007
MEME time.
Stolen from A Welsh view and turned into a meme.
Popular Mechanics has published a list of 25 skills that every man should know.
1. Patch a radiator hose
Yes, A lift time of having £50 cars.
2. Protect your computer
Yes, except from microsoft! that is impossable.
3. Rescue a boater who as capsized
No, Possably with the right equipment but will go wint no as i have never actualy done it.
4. Frame a wall
No, as i have no idea what this means. If it means to build a stud will then yes.
5. Retouch digital photos
Yes, Thank god.
6. Back up a trailer
Yes, although rather badly.
7. Build a campfire
Yes, I am a pyro god!!!
8. Fix a dead outlet
Yes, I hope this means a dead wall socket.
9. Navigate with a map and compass
Yes, my dear dr livingstone.
10. Use a torque wrench
Yes, although possably not for what it is ment for.
11. Sharpen a knife
Yes, Thank you Boy scouts.
12. Perform CPR
Yes, Although thankfully i have never needed to.
13. Fillet a fish
Yes, but very, very badly.
14. Maneuver a car out of a skid
No, Never had the opportunity.
15. Get a car unstuck
Yes, Especially when you parents drive classic cars or landrovers, off road in cornwall.
16. Back up data
Yes, but please dont talk to me about it i have just done my yearly Windows re install.
17. Paint a room
Yes.
18. Mix concrete
Errr yes, if it stays together afterwards is a different matter.
19. Clean a bolt-action rifle
Yes, Scary i know but it is in my list of useless things i can do.
20. Change oil and filter
Yes see Q15.
21. Hook up an HDTV
Not with out a manual and special training.
22. Bleed brakes
Yes see Q15.
23. Paddle a canoe
Yes, but very badly.
24. Fix a bike flat
Yes.
25. Extend your wireless network
A Very resounding yes.
21 out of 25, not bad if i do say so myself.
How do you do?
Friday, September 14, 2007
5 Reasons why there may be no god.
1. God would never allow this to happen, Hell even Satan is looking at the floor and shuffling on this one. Who in there right mind thought this was a good plan.
2. If we went with natural selection rather than divine intervention people this stupid would not survive.
3. Nature will give you signs.
4. I dont know what to say on this one. WOW!
5. Cause if one being created this, What's he/she like on a really bad day.
Tuesday, September 11, 2007







