Spam Email
I have decided to catalouge the ammount and type of crap i get via email. Why? Because i can.
Here it is:
Bearing in mind this is 3 Days worth.

4 invitations to enlarge my penis (what are they trying to say)
36 Invitations to look at porn (I can find my own porn thank you)
1 Invitation to buy really cheap software (Its bound to be quality then)
1 Invitation to subscribe to "Jack" magazine (WHY!!)
1 Invitation to buy Vibrators (Thats customer reaserch for you)
1 Invitation to become a US citizen (I Live in the UK, I dont like G.W Bush, and i have no intention of going anywhere near the US in the near future. Why the fuck would i want to be a citizen)

And Finaly my favorite:
1 Spam advert for an Anti-spam program (so loaded with spywhere if you did'nt get spam before, you will after installing it)

my small piece of advice to all who suffer from Spam get a program called K9 from the lovley people at Keir.net and check your system security at GRC.com using there "shields up" program.

Well now thats over i will tell you about my life.
Last night was the first preview of the christmas show "Cinderalla the musical" written by Rogers and hamerstien.
It was the funniest night ever, we had crashes, smashes, trips and falls. i tell you there was shit going everywhere.
but it came together and by press night next thursday it will be a master piece, NOT!

I have but one word of feeling towards the designer of this epic,

"TWAT!"

I hope you are all well out there in web land and will be back soon.

J
- posted by J @ 14:11

 
Colds better
I'm feeling loads better.
The tech is still moving at a snails pace.
The designer couldn't design a paper bag, if she was given one, given a 24hr lecture on how it was designed and and left for ten years to make it.

Cinderella is a FUCKING fairy story.
it should not be set in the FUCKING 1920's.
the fairy godmother should not be wearing a FUCKING grey business suit.
and the glass slipper's, believe it or not, should be FUCKING GLASS (or a suitable representation) Not ruby.

I hate directors withe new age FUCKING visions. if it aint broke dont fix it.

Well what the hell do i care i still get paid.

Ahhhh thats my rant over with more tomorrow.

J
- posted by J @ 17:55

 
zzzzzZZZZZZZ My day sucks
I am so tired, sorry i have'nt posted for a couple of days but it is Production week here at the Old vic and that means long hours, no sleep, and boredom.
My average day goes somthing like this:
7.00 Alarm goes off
7.15 Alarm goes of and is beaten to a pulp
7.45 drag myself out of bed, eat somthing, shower etc
8.15 leave for work, walk 200 yards to bus stop
8.30 waiting for bus
8.45 still waiting for bus
8.50 waiting for bus + calling work to say i will be late.
9.20 arrive at work (out of breath)
9.20 - 13.00 wait for somthing to do
13.00 - 14.00 do all the things i should have been doing since 9.00 but wasnt allowed to do because the director wanted quiet on stage.
14.00 - 15.00 Lunch
15.00 - 18.00 wait for somthing to do
18.00 - 17.00 do all the things i should have been doing since 14.00 but wasnt allowed to do because the director wanted quiet on stage.
17.00 - 22.00 wait for somthing to do
22.00 go home, get drunk, stoned or fall asleep
start all again tomorrow.

And all that with a stinking cold that i should have been in bed with!


- posted by J @ 19:01